The back story:
Last night, Hubby and I were talking about what a little chubbs our dog can be, as he gobbled his doggy ice cream. Hubby said "If we would let him, he would eat right off of out plates", and I said "If we let him, he would probably eat the plates too". To which Hubby replied "And then he would poop out teacups."
So when I got back from dropping our cat off at the vet, this was on our white board.